Una dona fa deu anys que només menja patates xips (dels quals vuit anys només menjant xips sabor barbacoa). Al.lucinant.
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"I got a job at the local pool and saw the female lifeguards eating peanuts during their breaks. They were excellent swimmers, so I decided that must be the answer and took to eating just dry-roasted peanuts, and bread sprinkled with salt.
At 20 I became pregnant with Luke, now 11, and I had massive cravings for chicken nuggets and ice cream. As soon as I gave birth, I went back to being a "selective eater", as they call it, just nibbling the odd chicken nugget when I was feeding them to Luke. I always made sure Luke ate sensibly and I don't think my diet has affected him – he's not fussy. He's a typical man – put his dinner in front of him and he's happy.
When Luke was five, I bought a packet of barbecue-flavoured crisps and that was it: I was in love. I didn't eat anything else for the next eight years, until the day I decided to go wild and try Monster Munch. They had been a childhood treat, and they became my crisp of choice."
"Conseguí un trabajo en la piscina y vi a las socorristas comiendo cacahuetes durante los descansos. Eran excelentes nadadoras, por lo que decidió que esa debía ser la respuesta y ello lallevó a comer sólo de cacahuates tostados, y pan espolvoreado con sal.A los 20 me quedé embarazada de Lucas, ahora de 11 años, y tuve deseos enormes de nuggets de pollo y helado.
Cuando Lucas tenía cinco años, me compré un paquete de patatas fritas con sabor a barbacoa-y eso fue todo: estaba enamorada.
No comí nada más durante los siguientes ocho años, hasta el día que decidí arriesgar y tratar de comer Monster Munch. Habían sido un placer infantil, y se convirtió en mi crujiente de favorito."
Quina barbaritat, si no fos per que eren de sabor barbacoa semblaria una broma sobre veganisme extrem.
En fí, pa habernos matao.
They were excellent swimmers, so I decided that must be the answer (...) Lògica irrefutable, sí, senyora.
ResponEliminaTu ho has dit: per miccionar i no expulsar cap mena d'esferificació d'aigua.
ResponEliminaAvui és 28 de desembre? ;)
ResponEliminaMadre miiiiiiiiia... como está la vida!!
ResponEliminaAy gente pató.
ResponEliminaNo me gustan las patatas sabor barbacoa.
La tía esta fatal.