Una dona fa deu anys que només menja patates xips (dels quals vuit anys només menjant xips sabor barbacoa). Al.lucinant.
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"I got a job at the local pool and saw the female lifeguards eating peanuts during their breaks. They were excellent swimmers, so I decided that must be the answer and took to eating just dry-roasted peanuts, and bread sprinkled with salt.
At 20 I became pregnant with Luke, now 11, and I had massive cravings for chicken nuggets and ice cream. As soon as I gave birth, I went back to being a "selective eater", as they call it, just nibbling the odd chicken nugget when I was feeding them to Luke. I always made sure Luke ate sensibly and I don't think my diet has affected him – he's not fussy. He's a typical man – put his dinner in front of him and he's happy.
When Luke was five, I bought a packet of barbecue-flavoured crisps and that was it: I was in love. I didn't eat anything else for the next eight years, until the day I decided to go wild and try Monster Munch. They had been a childhood treat, and they became my crisp of choice."
"Conseguí un trabajo en la piscina y vi a las socorristas comiendo cacahuetes durante los descansos. Eran excelentes nadadoras, por lo que decidió que esa debía ser la respuesta y ello lallevó a comer sólo de cacahuates tostados, y pan espolvoreado con sal.A los 20 me quedé embarazada de Lucas, ahora de 11 años, y tuve deseos enormes de nuggets de pollo y helado.
Cuando Lucas tenía cinco años, me compré un paquete de patatas fritas con sabor a barbacoa-y eso fue todo: estaba enamorada.
No comí nada más durante los siguientes ocho años, hasta el día que decidí arriesgar y tratar de comer Monster Munch. Habían sido un placer infantil, y se convirtió en mi crujiente de favorito."
Quina barbaritat, si no fos per que eren de sabor barbacoa semblaria una broma sobre veganisme extrem.
En fí, pa habernos matao.
5 comentaris:
They were excellent swimmers, so I decided that must be the answer (...) Lògica irrefutable, sí, senyora.
Tu ho has dit: per miccionar i no expulsar cap mena d'esferificació d'aigua.
Avui és 28 de desembre? ;)
Madre miiiiiiiiia... como está la vida!!
Ay gente pató.
No me gustan las patatas sabor barbacoa.
La tía esta fatal.
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